fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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