dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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