I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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