He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Randomize
