i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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