the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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