8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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