So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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