Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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