when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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