Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
