Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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