i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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