don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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