So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if only i could text you this smell
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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