making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Will exercising make me less horny?
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