you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I FOUND THE LEGS
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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