For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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