she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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