i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It's official drugs can't kill me
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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