YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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