hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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