Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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