omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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