If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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