dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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