Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We named our party play list daddy issues
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
did i just pee glitter
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
