Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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