At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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