It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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