The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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