Is it because I queefed?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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