and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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