Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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