Having a random hookup so left but love u
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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