This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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