Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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