I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
