She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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