He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
