i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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