I just made out with a guy for $7.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
did you just send me my own nude
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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