Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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