My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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