xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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