So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
