evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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