Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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