How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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