oh god the rape fog is back!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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