its not stalking. its research.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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