Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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