You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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