i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
we should paint friendship bongs
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