There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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