Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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