My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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