Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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