I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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