i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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